Recent Game Reviews
the ugly
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars December 30, 2005
Oh hoo-fucking-rah.
Give me a fucking break. You drag the hapless player through all that garbage for a shit ending!? The fuck? Have you no decency?
Anyway, the idea is solid and sound, but the presentation of this...this..."game" is abysmal. I hope that with "The Ugly 2" it will be redone and presented in a much better manner.
Elf Girl Sim Date RPG
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars August 15, 2005
The time I spent playing this was not well spent.
At first I thought: "Ugh, another date sim where some anime girl will say something along the lines of 'i am soooooooooo high on crack i think i'll kill you now!' " But instead, this was actually a refreshing view in the Date Sim genre. I played it the entire way through, with the first character, Glinda, and made it to the end. I can't really say that the ending thrilled me too much. Normally my 30 minutes of guess and slavework are rewarded with nudie pictures and such. Here, I get a cheat code, and a place to go in Emerald City.
WTF?
Anyway, for graphics and artwork, you get an A+. My only gripe is the sound. Good. God. Could you please select a different kind of musical score?
Overall, it's a good game, a better reward system is in order for the amount of time you have to put in to get anywhere, but meh.
Evangelion-Rei
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 14, 2003
Phookin Shway!
Phookin Shway dude. The first picture is a little....overdone. A holy fucking mindfuck JUST like the show.
Recent Audio Reviews
Ballad of the Windfish
Rated 5 / 5 stars 3 weeks ago
Once again your voice manages to capture and enthrall my attention for the longest. I think I'm on my sixth or seventh loop right now, and I can't stop listening to it. Your voice is just the right kind of soft, and manages to relax me no matter how irritated I am. Thank you very much for the music you've provided NG.
I really mean that.
Well thank you very much for taking the time to leave me a review!! ^_^
It's the best feeling.
Thank you.
Bells of Christmas
Rated 5 / 5 stars December 23, 2011
Ah.
Soft, gentle, and relaxing. I'm not much of a Christmas guy myself, but you sir know how to put a melody together. My thanks to you for this wonderful submission.
**Zelda's Lullaby**
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 23, 2011
Wow
I've been having a wonderfully awful day, and I come to the Audio Portal to be graced by this soft, soothing music. Thank you. You've made a weary soldier's day.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 13, 2012
5/5 From me.
Granted it's a parody of Epic Mealtime, but with so many spot on/nearly spot on voices, one can't help but NOT like this video. Well done!
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 13, 2011
Wow.
Very well done, with fitting music and voicework. I almost man-teared.
Rated 1 / 5 stars March 16, 2011
Wow.
The panels on 4chan are infinitely funnier than this. Problem shitty flash makers?